I shut down Poke's computer. I own the hill.

I used the power of the Shift key and I own the hill.

Banned because more is less.

I absorb your knowledge about trapping and I trap myself a new hill. I own.

You are under arrest for assisting the suicide of an innocent.

The penalty is death.

Your execution is scheduled for tonight and your family is being held for questioning.

Glory to Arstotzka.

I am Russian Minister and I send American Snowden to Gulag. I claim the new hill and name it 'Arstotzka'.
Glory to Arstotzka.

Banned because I approve of CISPA.

Banned because Jaffa Cakes.

Banned for being oblivious to something of significance.

Banned for being a filthy Kolechian. Glory to Arstotzka.

Banned for being at 7-11.

Banned for not owning a cruise missile. Or five.

Sorry for not posting it here; apparently the forums only allow small images to be shown.

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A bonnet frond saunaing grams (It's an anagram)

Dennab.

bANNED FOR NOT HAVING cAPS lOCK ON.

Banned for being a Fascist.

Banned because you can't taste art.

Banned for having a very poor taste in art.

Banned for tapping dat talk.

I nominate Soda for damnation because he's just a retarded, immature bitch that does nothing all day except constantly refreshing 9GAG.

Banned for not following gender roles.

Banned for starting the longest thread here.

Banned because of crisps.

Banned because you prep for zombies.