Sorry for not posting it here; apparently the forums only allow small images to be shown.

http://s13.postimg.org/fe70reoiv/belikefreeinternet.png

After reading this piece of an interrogation log, I can never look at the detention camp the same way again.

If you did any, or wanted to, post them below.
What I did to my friends was put clear plastic food wrap over all the toilets at 3 in the morning >

Go.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline.

So just use this link, fill out the form, and post your results. Here's mine:

Item #: SCP-957-J

Object Class: SafeEuclidKeter SACLETER

That's not a real class, moron. Request to change object class.-Dr. Clef

Request denied.-O5-█

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-957-J is to be kept in a hashish-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Pimps armed with hookers.
In the event that SCP-957-J ever begins eating its liver, Dr. Blast is to nuke SCP-957-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Eta-7 (''White Collar'') is to be dispatched to SCP-957-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-957-J is a small dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to smoke crack, and regularly eats twice its own weight in hashish each day.
SCP-957-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with douchebags, which causes it to turn into a tablet of oxycodone. Whenever this happens, all druggies within a 86 kilometer radius will begin to melt uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Charlie Sheen. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-957-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-957-J was first located in Teletubbyland where the Green Bay Packers were using it in order to extinguish the sun. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Eta-7 (''White Collar'') was able to recover the object with only 9,851 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 957-1   Dr. Ausheinwertz: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Ausheinwertz, and I am about to test SCP-957's reaction to cocaine. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Smedley?
Dr. Smedley: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Ausheinwertz: Excellent! I am now introducing the cocaine to 957... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Smedley: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Ausheinwertz: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Head! IT'S GOT MEIN Head! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG

In light of incident 957█████, testing has been suspended until █/██/20██. - O5-17

Well I've been spending some time playing flash games and wanted to share. Post your highscore (money and year reached) [McDonald's]: Year 2142. Cash: $-301039 [Oiligarchy] Year 5390 Cash Dunno, I blew up the world. Links to both: [McDonald] [Oiligarchy]

...for minecraft addiction. Take the test here and post your results in the comments.

http://samlancashire.com/quiz/creeper/
Take the quiz and post your results. Don't cheat!

So I was playing Stick RPG 2 and being a doctor doing doctor things until this slide popped up:
Funny thing is how much money I made from that "cure".

So I got my greedy little hands on some mann up tickets and a Surplus Voucher, and I wanna use it on some friends from this group. If you got some ToD tickets and wanna jump into some Mann Up, message me by Steam or PM. When I get maybe 3-4 people willing to go into MUM I'll schedule a date. Post below to get in.

P.S. Using any vouchers would be great. I'll use mine.

Should we make it a rule about asking for trade? People keep asking for trades when no one wants to trade them and it just gets annoying. You can request a trade in chat ONCE but if no one replies to you, you should shut up and go to another server.

So I was tempted to try out 1.3/1.8 and like a total moron updated my jar. So if anyone has a clean, unmodded 1.2.5 client, I'd like to get a copy of it because my favorite mods aren't gonna get an update soon, so any help would be appreciated, thanks.
Edit: I just need the .minecraft folders, not the launcher.

I know this is old as shit and 90% of you guys have seen it, but I'll post it anyway.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
For those of you who don't know, it's basically a troll posting his funny 'achievements' for the giggles.

YTPs always make my day, so let's post the funniest YTPs we've seen.
[video=youtube;vtT6gzqgCSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtT6gzqgCSs[/video]

Full name: samhoward2004 (has multiple aliases)

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:52763360

Why you want him banned: The reason I want this guy banned is because he like to start stupid crap in the mK server. I already posted a ban request but he was already banned by Ninny (for 300 hours) but STILL doesn't learn his lesson. He likes to spew random bullshit like PEELZ HEER or some crap like that and I find it very annoying, but he refuses to stop and even worse, he flames me by impersonating me and spreading lies (e.g) Ghee Butterschnaaps: hay guys im gay). Not only he impersonates me, he impersonates other people, like hannah and illegally uses the UA tag.

Rules broken:

- Rule #4 in MOTD

- Impersonation of clan members

- Illegally using UA tag

Other: He's been muted, gagged and even banned for those violations by Ninny. RockCambo has witnessed him flaming me by impersonating me and illegally using UA tags.

Proof: His steam profile if you want to see his aliases for yourself: here

I hear that the map will be updated. I suggest that small medkits be added along the underground to aid weaker classes against stronger classes, like Scout vs. Heavy, and to weaken the pyro's dominance in the tunnels. It does not have to be saturated, but in small corners, like next to the yellow and purple elevator or in the middle of the speed boosters.

If small medkits aren't possible, add small pools of water to 'nerf' the pyro in the tunnels.

I was once again rifling around in Snopes and I found this nice piece of cool story:

QuoteThe following is a true story. It amused the hell out of me while it was happening.

On my way home, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. So I went to order something that's $2 or under.
Me: Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito to go, please.

Server: Is that it?

Me: Yup.

Server: That'll be $1.04 please.

 I open up my wallet and give him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and...

Server: Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back.

He goes to talk to the manager. The following conversation occurs between the two of them.

Server: Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?

Manager: No. A what?

Server: A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me.

Manager: Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill.

Server: Yeah, though so.

He comes back to me and says:

Server; We don't take these. Do you have anything else?

Me: Just this $50. You don't take $2 bills? Why?

Server: I don't know.

Me: See right here where it says 'legal tender'?

Server: Yes.

Me: So, shouldn't you take it?

Server: Well, hang on a sec.

He goes back to the manager.

Server: He says I have to take it.

Manager. Doesn't he have anything else?

Server: Yeah, a $50. I'll take it from him and you can ope the safe to give him change.

Manager: I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE.

Server: What should I do?

Manager: tell him to come back when he has REAL money.

Server: I can't tell him that, you tell him.

Manager: Just tell him.

Server: No way. This is weird. I'm going in back.

The manager approaches me and says:
 
Manager: "Sorry. We don't take big bills at this time of night. [Its was 8pm and the store was in an indoor, well lit mall with a 100 other stores.]

Me: Well, here's a two.

Manager: We don't take those, either.

Me: Why the hell not?

Manager: I think you know why.

Me: No, really, tell me why.

Manager: Please leave before I call security.

Me; Excuse me?

Manager: Please leave before I call security.

Me: Why the hell for?

Manager: Please sir.

Me: Uh, go ahead and call them.

Manager: Would you just please leave?

Me: No.

Manager: Have it your way.

Me: Isn't that Burger King?

Security comes in.

Security: Yeah Mike, what's going on?

Manager: this guy is trying to give me some... funny money.

Security: really? What?

Manager: Get this: a two dollar bill.

Security: Why would he counterfeit a $2?

Manager: I don't know. He's kinda weird. All he has is the $2 and a $50.

Security: So the $50 is a fake?

Manager: No, the $2 is.

Security: Why would he fake a $2?

Manager: I don't know. Can you talk to him and get him out of here?

Security walks to me and says:

Security: Mike tells me you're trying to fake money.

Me: Uh, no?

Security: Lemme see 'em.

Me: Why?

Security: you want me to get the cops in here?

Me: I'm just trying to buy a burrito with this $2 bill.

I show him the bill. He takes it and flips it over a couple times and asks:

Security: Mike, what's wrong with this bill?

Manager: It's fake.

Security: It doesn't look fake to me.

Manager. But it's a $2 bill.

Security: Really?

Manager: well, there's no such thing.

The security guard and I looked at him as if he was an idiot and not only did I get a burrito, I got a small drink and those cinnamon things for free. Makes me wanna get a stack of $2 bills and get a lot of free stuff.

TL;DR These guys don't know about $2 bills and think that its counterfeit.

So I was digging around in Snopes for a while until I found this picture of a child's drawing:

Mommy was trying to sell a shovel.

Okay, so today I was playing in the server, only to find the entire population of the server in the disco room, sitting there, not doing jack shit. Every time someone wanted to kill, this asshole named "darkrune" would just bitch about being "friendly" and crap. I was actually happy Ninny was on console to mute darkrune because he was running around the server and begging for mercy like a total pansy. I am sick of these damn friendlies coming into the server and ruining my favorite server, clan and map for me. I want to make a vote to adopt a policy of a kick/ban or any other actions on friendlies in the server, because this is total stupidity. What are we supposed to do with those guns? Scratch our ass?

Today's Caari's 20th b-day (according to the "Today's Birthdays" feed). I don't know if she can see this but if so happy birthday!

Sorry I've not been active lately, but I was asking around to find out if there's an updated version of DokuCraft_UA (MC texture pack) because when I join the UA server there are many missing textures. Anyone can tell me if there's an updated version and where can I download it?

No downloads required. All that happens is that some text is on the screen and you need to choose w/e (Ex: You grab a soda. 1. Drink it 2. Drop it 3. Die. [except its way more funny ]).

G4m3$ h33r (MyDoom.exe download required).

Ther you go. Have fun (with MyDoom)!

--- Update ---

BTW I recommend the game Abyss. Its awesome.

[video=youtube;slRsexrhbG8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8[/video]
Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman.

I've not been on the server for a long time, so half the time I don't know what's going on. Even worse, I found myself on ANOTHER forum. Juggling isn't my best act, but I'm learning. I'm just waiting for Gmod to get boring so I can come back to the clan I love most guilt free! :joyous:

Updates NAO. pl0x.

So, the coupons are expiring soon and I got a 25% off Valve that I'm not gonna use. It's up for a rec or 2. Interest?

Sorry for going dark on you guys. I cleared this page from my bookmarks unintentionally. Also, I won't be on tf2 for some time due to Garry's Mod invading my brain. If anyone wants to trade with me or something that involves TF2 trading, go right ahead.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Viet_Nam_(video_game)
Funny stuff. [They changed the name to Viet Nam, with the space. ]

[video=youtube;9H-_ThqZrRk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk&feature=related[/video]

--- Update ---

Damn, put IP instead of IQ. -_-

I am writing this while I am drunk because I <3 you all (no homo) and I wish you a happy New Year and good luck on any and all endeavors that will come to you during 2012.
Bottom Line:
Happppy neeew yeeearrrrrrrrrrr...... *passes out*

I took a funny pic when I was fooling around with 2fort. After watching the Combine fight the resistance, I decided to fool around with the bodies. Here's one of the pics:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043913502/screenshot/648749446901171259

--- Update ---

I know you can't see what the Metro Cop was reaching for: it was the Engie's stock pistol. My apologies on incorrect angles of photography.

I know I'm 2 members late, but we've reached a population of 100 members! Great job guys. :cool:

Don't feed the trolls.
[video=youtube;gT0zv0FZDmw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT0zv0FZDmw[/video]

[video=youtube;umDr0mPuyQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc[/video]

I was surfing the interwebz and found this funny stuff:


Hitler is DOMINATING Germany!
Hitler CAPTURED Poland!
Hitler is DOMINATING London!
Hitler is DOMINATING the Jews!
Hitler has DROPPED the Soviet Union!
Stalin GOT REVENGE on Hitler!
The Allies GOT REVENGE on Hitler!
United States has found: ATOMIC BOMB
Soviet Union has CAPTURED Germany
Hitler humiliated himself
Hitler bid farewell, cruel world
Hitler has left the game (Disconnect by user)
Next map: cp_coldwar


Soldiers, Heavies and Spies vs Medics?

Should we keep or remove RTD and/or remote? I personally think remote should go becasue of all the people that are not very skilled get very cheap kills off of remoting sentries. At least with rtd, most of the time you don't get toxic or godmode all the time, so you need to work for your kill. If remote is gonna stay at least nerf it a little around here and there.

Tonight, I was funning around in the build server, and through a freak accident, I managed to blow up half of someones house (the one with the lava, looks like catposts). I'm sorry for that. It was 100% me and I'll take all the responsibility and the punishments that come with it .

Since I couldn't find a fix to my tf2 problem, I've decided to pick someone to hold all my stuff for a while (I know that  I won't lose my stuff, but I just wanna play it safe).

WHO'S UP FOR HOLDING MY ITEMS???

So, people that are participating in Bighead's sniping contest, are you excited, frightened or just plain confident? Have you been practicing or just loafing around as Heavy?  

So, what if we make a designated area for practicing for the contest, like that 2nd server? We can just lock it and have random map rotations.

Since I'm kinda new to Garry's Mod, I decided to let you all post your shots here so I can get an idea of what to make next!
My shots: SHOTS HERE

I posted this on a new thread becasue the old thread started by lulks way too long. Enjoy the nerd music!
[video=youtube;mKkLjJHwRec]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKkLjJHwRec&feature=related[/video]
Coincidently, my avatar goes well with this music.
If you wanna make a video about funny error messages like Thunderbirds 101, click HERE.
If you've been living under a rock, you can see the first episode of the longest video series on Youtube (almost 12 seasons; about 7 episodes) .
P.S, Dragon, please don't fix that video link that is really a link, becasue it will draw atention away from the music that's in the real video. Thanks

I noticed the RTD time limit has been change to 20 seconds and I disagree. I think RTD should have been kept to 45 seconds because:

• It distinguished our servers from other servers
• 45 seconds to clear minecraft > 20 seconds to clear minecraft
• Not enough time to mass kill the entire team

People whining about people camping minecraft will be more of a fucking child if they don't have enough time to clear it out. What may have been intended to adress this problem only made it worse. If you get something good, you don't have time to use it at max efficiency, same thing with bad rolls. A better solution is to increase the chance of rolling something bad to a 60-70% chance and keep the time to 45, so if someone rolls something good, they can be proud of their luck and kills that round. Spawn camping with godmode wit h20 is crap, since most people roll in the tunnels and it takes 10 secs to get over to an empty enemy base.

BOTTOM LINE: Increase the chance of rolling something bad and keep the time to 45.

New Vegas is shitting on me because Xbox is a piece of shit. When I try to play Blackjack in any casino on the Strip, it freezes and the Xbox says," Disc is unreadable. 1.Clean your disc with a soft cloth 2. Restart the console" I have don that likea shitload of times and its still being a faggot. I coulnd't find the solution on Google or anything so I thought you guys can help.

Hello, cold blooded time murderers, I shall like to know:What would you do for fun if the power goes out and it won't be reactivated for 4 days?

Okay, I just got Fallout: New Vegas. It's awesome and addicting, so I may have to sacrifice time on Steam for the game. Don't worry, it's that kind of thing that you're all excited to play a new game, but after a few weeks or months you'll get tired of it and jump back to TF2. Bottom line: I will be back, just not for a few weeks, mm kay?

Okay, I DID get my avatar from dA. I did not, are not, and will not have any affiliation to this avatar or to the person who made it. I posted this because somewhere along the road some dumbass will come troll me about it and I just want to prevent that. I'm not saying you guys are that type of people, just in case someone comes and decides to be a dick about it. So, can someone lock this thread? I just want this to be a message (more of a disclaimer), not a discussion.
(Dragon, I did put it in General Discussion because I don't know where else to put it, so if you think there is a more appropriate place for this, go ahead and move it)

Today, I went to the UA mariokart server and found dozens of people having flame wars over this and that (e.g bronies vs. furries was one; also about US politics?!) led to much more flame. This went on for about 1 1/2 hours. So, I thought that if a rule that states no sharing about personal opinions that may upset someone else, to make the server more peaceful.

To sum it all up: Rule: Please do not share your views/opinions/personal info that may upset someone else. This is to make the server more peaceful.

P.S I know someone will be like,"o wow who cares let them b al leik taht there just big babbys", but all this flame/spam/trolling is just ruining the experience of the server. I saw many new people come into the server, stay for about 5 minutes, leave, and never come back. Those could have been more members. Most of them were saying,"wow, this server sucks. no one is actually playing team fortress 2. im going to another server which has people playing, not flaming eachother.

Okay, my little brother (10 years old) has been going onto my tf2, going into the UA server, and trying to get me banned (but he doesn't know the first thing to do, but that doesn't mean he won't try anything and everything). He know how to cuss and talk all badass, so it's not going to be easy to recognize him from me. Today, he abused the adminalert which got me gagged, so just to let you know, that I am taking full responsibility for that, but I did not directly cause that (indirecty because he has some kind of grudge). So anyway, I'm sorry for the abuse to the server, but if this goes on, please tell me: what he did/said, what time it happened, date, and the logs of it. So again, sorry about this and any other things that he or even I did, but know I am trying to prevent that

I stumbled upon a server that has the Holy Plugin of Melee. It strips you of weapons when you enter a specific area and give your weapons back when you leave! but, I need to know the console command to see their list of plugins. Please tell me, so I can help improve the server.

Hey guys, I want to buy some paint. Here's the Menu:
$4.99 paint=1.66 ref
$1.99 paint=2.33 rec
$0.99 & lower: 2 scrap
Send me trade. I'm also buying gift wrap for 2.66 rec. I'm also open to paint for paint trade if you're looking for what I have.