Tankk posting videos causes his pc to blue screen. Now I own the hill.
Bludgeons him to death with a Golf trophy, I now posses the honor of owning said hill.
umm your late now i own the hill
Runs over Tankk with my Infurnes, now I own the hill.
hits dragon with a microphone now i own the hill
Hits Tankk with a wet noodle. Now I own the hill.
hits trinity with a surfboard now i own the hill
Is mowing the grass on the hill and "accidentally" mows over Tankk. Now I own the hill.
uses a weed-waker and kills trinity by accident i own the hill
Puts weed poison on the hill which sickens Tankk. Now I own the hill.
Gives Trinity a glass of Wine and Arsenic, now I own the hill.
give dragon a bag of weed now i own the hill
Throws Tankk a big, juicy steak. Now I own the hill.
Throws a bar of gold to trinity now i own the hill
This is a bunch of emotionally disturbed people...
I TAKE A CHAINSAW THEN INTO YOUR THEN EAT YOUR WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! >:P
Then I own the hill.
Through psychology, makes soda kill himself. I own this hill.
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Straps Assassin to a chair in front of my Stereo then crank up the volume to the max, now I own the hill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VepRK1r84c
i grab dragon and ties him up to my Cadillac and play throw sum d's on that bitch now i own the hill
Throws a bee hive of angry bees at tankk. Now I own the hill.
I command sleeper agents to locate you and implode your homes and withdraw all your money from your bank accounts and get Nixon to cover-up. Since you are penniless, you get relief supplies. I make one of the sleeper agents swap the water with cyanide infused cigarettes. Desperate for relief, you consume them all under 15 minutes. I parachute from a MiG onto the hill.
Strap a gas mask on throw a canister full of mustard gas onto the hill, now I own the hill.
grabs a pen and stabs dragon now i own the hill
Yanks the pen out of Dragon and uses it to sign a warrant for Tankk's arrest. Now I own the hill.
Throws Trinity into my trunk, put my car in neutral, then pushes it down the hill, Now I own the hill.
kicks dragon on his balls pushes him to a pit of rats now i own the hill
While I'm blinded by the mustard gas, I stagger towards Tankk and fall on him and we fall down 5 flights of stairs, but every time we hit a step, Tankk takes most of the impact. I surf on him until we reach the end. I hotwire the helicopter that brought us all here and fly it up on the Hill. I own this hilly establishment.
Gives Soda a puzzle box he opens it and now is in his own hell with Pinhead, now I own the hill.
Gives dragon a Pan con queso now i own the hill
Gives Tankk a porno mag. Now I own the hill.
Give Trinity fake key to Dragon's bedroom. I now own the hill.
Gives Static a new gaming rig with self destruct clock already counting down, now I own the hill.
tames alot of dogs to make the dog legion then let them attack dragon now i own the hill.
sends a bunch of narwhals to flapjack now i own the hill
Quote from: Lil_tankk;4322sends a bunch of narwhals to flapjack now i own the hill
uses "Flapjacks C-finder" to knock tank 5 miles away from the hill into a pit of deadly snakes, now i own the hill.
I throw a prostitute down the hill. Flapjack goes running after her. I own the hill.
Why are we fighting for this hill is there a stash of weed in this hill?
Waves a bag of weed at Flapjack who runs away gleefully. Now I own the hill.
Throws up VX posion nerve agent gas, waits for it to clear up, I own the hill.
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Gives Assassin a keys to an Astro van with "Free Candy" painted on the side, now I own the hill.
Stole the sign warning of quicksand on the hill. Now I own the hill.
While we are bitch slapping each other on the hill, we forgot that today the hill was scheduled for implosion. While we're in the spawn room waiting to respawn, I use command bot_add_blu and make his class custom: bartender. I use a command and offer everyone a free round of margaritas. While you're all getting piss drunk (underage people get fizzy water), I capture control point Hill.
I forceroll RTD on soda, he explodes. I own the hill.
slap static with a liquid metal phone know i own the hill
Ties Tankk up with Mexican flag and rolls him down the hill, now I own the hill.
Load up a super soaker with nitrogen and shoot it up the hill at dragon, then he slips and smashes. I own the hill.
I make a BAT file that would erase the SYSTEM32 folder and cleverly disguise it as "porn.exe". I own the hill.
dead thread is dead now, so that means i own the hill?
Throws the book at Flapjack, now I own the hill.
dead thread was just playing dead thread?
I destroy all bottles of Cipro except for one, which I take. I hijack a crop duster and spread anthrax over the hill. I own the h1llz0rz.
Rides a firetruck on to the hill hoses down tank with wbyatercannon. I own the hill.
says to everyone this is the first thread i've seen that has 3 pages now i own da hill
bans flapjack from the hill now i own it
Runs tank over with a taco truck. Now I own the hill.
Quote from: Soda;5556Runs tank over with a taco truck. Now I own the hill.
Smashes Soda with Sweet Tooth, now I own the hill.
Makes dragon watch spondgebob and as science proves dragon becomes progressively dumber to the point that he can't control the hill anymore. I own the hill
Makes bighead yell YOLO and kick him of the Hill
Gives Tankk a laced blunt, kicks him off, now I own the hill.
Calls the DEA on Dragon for drug possession. While he's getting hauled away, I claim the hill. As you guys say," Don't drop the soap!"
traps soda in with soda and makes ants guard the hill now i own it :D
I throw a bug bomb on the hill, killing all the ants and Flapjack suffocates. I own the hill.
Nooo mah ants!!! Why they were so young taken at a young age no!!!!!!!!!
I Give the ants a proper burial by flushing them down the latrine. I still own the hill.
Kicks soda in the shin while yelling "Rip off artist."
rams big head of the hill with his 1964chevy impala now i own the hill
knocks out bighead gets him on a plane to vietnam to vist his o'l pal soda, now i own the hill.
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Damn it tank please stop posting right when i do >.>
change it
Plane gets shot down for being in restricted airspace and when the trashed truck at the bottom of the hill is discovered, there is no sign of the driver except for a pile of human excrement in the driver's seat. I own the hill.
Gives Soda a roll of Mentos and blows his top, now I own the hill.
steals dragons sweetroll then rolls it down a hill while he goes trying to get it by the time he gets it is all grassy covered in dirt and mud then he goes to buy a new one by the time he does that i own the hill again :D
Calls the skyrim guards on flapjack and then he gets arrested for lollygaggin now i own the hill.
calls pickach and tell him to use thunderbolt on leviathan now i own the hill
Pickach?
I start a fire on the hill and I blame tank for burning it so everyone tackles him and beats him up I own the hill.
uses the force of nothing to do nothing then with magic I own the hill.
slaps flapjack with a Belgium waffle now i own the hill
gives lil tank a girlfriend and a job so he goes actin like a pimp bein a pimp walkin down the street with his purple dress and golden chain with black jesus on it, now i own the hill :D
I tell Flapjack "If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?" With that, his head asplodes. I own the hill.
KOOS RO DAH's soda off a cliff or tankk if he posts here again now i own the hill
I perm ban Dragon, Trinity, Tankk, Flapjack and myself for not following the rule "You'll have to wait a while before recapturing (lets say 2+ or so posts after you lost control)."I don't own the hill.
well then soda thats bullshit because alot of people posted before two posts.
I own the fucking hill!
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semd cold to mother russia now i own the hill with my mexican flag
Tankk runs off the hill to get the water hose after I set his Mexican flag on fire. Now I own the hill.
I scare Trin's puppy off she goes after her, now I own the hill.
I put sum reggeton music dragon dance off the hill now i own the hill
I activate Extreme Sarcasm and say," Is that music what am I gonna do dance to death etc." and everyone implodes. I own the hill.
gives soda a SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE, that he can't fix with soda now i own the hill
I find a wild, hungry flapjack, flapping and jacking in the woods. I feel pity for the sorry creature and feed him this:(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHpErETmjVD3XZb8qBuoK5GFNlqPAO2z5M-V_USxrKH95ZISZnPw)
I own the hill.
hits soda with a xbox 360 now i own the hill
shoots tankk with a tank now i own the hill
I show Flapjack an Uncyclopedia page and his face is permanently disfigured because he laughed too hard. Everyone violently vomits out their heart and expire on a random car. I own the hill.
Quote from: Soda;5672I show Flapjack an Uncyclopedia page and his face is permanently disfigured because he laughed too hard. Everyone violently vomits out their heart and expire on a random car. I own the hill.
whats with you in vomit?
...I still own the hill.
Quote from: Soda;5678...I still own the hill.
....iownthehill.avi
bitch slpas flapjack and soda of the hill please wait for another person to write
Throws napalm at tank, burning him alive. I own the hill.
Pulls the plug on Static's PSU, now I own the hill.
truns Dragon to a roach now i own the hill
traps lil tankk in a room with justin biebers baby song on now i own the hill
Makes Flapjack choke on flapjacks. I now own the hill.
Slpas lulks with a microphone now i own the hill
Purchases the land the hill is on and evicts Tankk. A Challenger Appears!
Puts on SCBA, then gasses the hill with mustard gas. I own thegod damn hill.
Takes over bighead's hershal's land with a fire truck with bighead in it, now i own the gawd dam hill!
use candy to get flapjack to move now i own the hill
Slaps lil tank with a fish I own the hill.
Makes Necro's monitor freeze on a frame of ungodly horrible anime, permanently burning it on his screen. I own the hill.
Quote from: Soda;5732Makes Necro's monitor freeze on a frame of ungodly horrible anime, permanently burning it on his screen. I own the hill.
Throws twenty samhowards at Soda. He gets overwhelmed by the combined powers of the failed trolls. I own the hill.
Grabs lulks by the hand and trhows him of the hill now i own it
Bitch slap tank off the hill, I own it.
Makes static choke on a banana, I own the hill.
Shove awesome face up soda's ass. I own the hill.
High fives static of the hill now i own it Nikka
Shouts "FREEDOM" and stabs Tankk with a claymore, and throws him off. I now own the hill.
Fus Ro Dah's Lulks. I own the hill.
Bans static from the hill because he broke the rule...... Oh wait. I own the hill simply because I did nothing.
Shoots fireballs from my eyes and lightning bolts from my arse at Soda. I now own the hill again.
Sends Heavy up the hill to hug Lulks to death. Mai hill.
Slaps Heavy with a Vintage Sandvich. I own the hill.
throws soda a coke now i own the hill
Uses high powered explosive to trigger earthquake. Earthquake shakes Tankk down into the resulting crevices which coincidently surround the hill. Mai hill.
Shoves a can of Dust-Off up Dusk's nose and he dies from inhalant abuse. I own the hill.
gives soda crack he dies of over dose now i own the hill
Gives Tank a bean burrito laced with Ex-lax. Now I own the hill.
Shoves Trinity on the "Go To Jail" tile and she does not pass GO and does not collect $200. I own all the hotels. On the hill.
Sends in an army of cockroaches to invade Soda's hotels, people move out and my army inhabits the hill. I am therefore indirectly in control of the hill. Mai hill.
Sends mudmug the redneck pandaman to the hill and dusk is so mad at all the broken quests he has his head explodes and i take over the hill shortly after.
>.> Damnit levi.
Flapjack takes the hill from the wrong person i still own the hill.
Teleports Levi into Amnesia: TDD and he loses all his sanity spans drops thelantern and dies in the fire. I own the hill.
Traps soda in a room where all the walls say " you can't die of losing sanity in amnesia " non stop till he goes crazy and shooting birds in his back yard i own the hill
While shooting at a bird a bullet hit a child's RC airplane and crashes into Flapjacks mouth, which causes him to suffocate. I own the hill and a bottle of antipsychotics.
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Being a huge forum faggot, I bump the thread.
Resurrects thread while nobody is looking i own the hill.
Uses the power of all delo's to knock levi off the hill and into a pit of tar, i own the hill.
Gives Flapjack a Chowder. I own the hill.
Shakes Soda up till he can't take the pressure anymore and blows, Now I own the hill.
Laughs so hard after reading this that dragon falls off now I own the hill
Pokes his face for necroing the thread. I own the hill.
Decide i would rather have a nice breakfast than own a bumpy piece of land. Soda still owns the hill.
grabs a xbox720 slaps damonragedevil now i own the hill
Makes tank do a 720 off the hill. I own it and build my dynasty on it.
Finds a teleporter and uses it to make enough money that I pay off a Snorlax to body slam soda and his dynasty off the hill. NOW TEH HILL IS MINE!!!!
Pronounces "xyzzy". I own the hill.
"Accidentally" erases Soda from existence, I own the hill.
System restore to the point that I owned the hill. .llih eht nwo I
Gets bored of waiting for his turn and cuts of soda's head with a very dull pencil. I won the hill.
Damon fails the hill puzzle jump and i set the traps on him i own the hill.
Gave that leviathan a trip to mars leviathans love mars. my hill
Build up an army of polar bears and train them perfectly. then i send them to get me some dinner so i can negotiate my claim for the hill. After some amazing dinner i have successfully and legally earned the hill. I own the hill.
Blows up the government. Everyone is now free to pillage and act like savages since there is no more authority. I make the hill my territory by taking a piss on it.
*Sneaks up the hill as it seems people have forgotten it.* *Pretends to have discovered the hill*
I CLAIM THIS HILL IN THE NAME OF KING SANTA, OF THE MUFFIN DYNASTY!!!!!!
Then the golden age of the Muffin Dynasty begins. With lots of Imperial Muffin descendants becoming great, respected rulers.
Over the years, we have built up the greatest dynasty since Han China, with Santa IV building Strong walls of the hardest stones and decorating the town with the finest of Gold, Silver, and Gems. Later Santa VII established a code of law still respected there today.
Now I, Santa XIII, Rule the Kingdom in the afterglow of a once great Dynasty, lost in time as it seems, as it seems I am the only one that remembers this amazing civilization.
While muffin is telling his history story i claim the hill.
While Levi is claiming the hill, i claim the hill... wait...
I slap devil with a piece of Angel Food Cake. I own the hill.
Pulls up a lawn chair on top of the hill, sits and enjoys an evening watching everyone fighting amongst themselves for some stupid hill. Good Show I Say!
(P.S). And now I own the hill.
(P.S.S) Anyone have any popcorn?
Nuke the hill. The hill is gone.
Rebuild the hill with nothing but pure brawn, and a convenient identical hill right next to the first. I own the hill.
Pulls about 20 Jackie Chan moves and kicks Damon off the hill. This hill is mine.
Using the power of necromancy i now dominate the hill.
My inner child laughs on the inside while i destroy levi with my kitten cannon. I own the hill.
Using catnip grenades i distract damon's kitten cannon then send a mighty pack of wolves to mark the hill as mine
I throw meat patties at Poke and claim the hill while he's getting eaten by the wolves.
Realizing soda's mistake in not claiming the hill has set it in a neutral state i claim the hill.
Claim DamonRageDevil (http://uaclan.org/forums/member.php?246-DamonRageDevil)'s second hill i now own the 2nd hill.
I set fire to people who write in green. I own the hill.
Uses leviathan as a shield, i own the first hill.
Since you can't own both hills at the same time, I own the larger hill.
laugh maniacally as Soda and DamonRageDevil wage war for the larger hill.
Waves at atheist as my giant pet turtle punches him. my hill for now
Poke yo face owns the hill. Leviathan takes a pickaxe and drives it into the skull of Poke yo face. He pushes Poke yo face's body off the hill. Leviathan now owns it.
Asks politely to take the hill. I now own the hill
Puts your politeness in a bottle and then shoots it out of a cannon into the ocean. I won a hill.
Bribes you to get off the hill. I bought the hill.
Throws Dapeep into a particle accelerator and he becomes 200 mg capsule of antimatter. I own the hill and throw the capsule at the 2nd hill, effectively erasing the hill from existence.
Kicks soda's sand castle and takes the hill
Air blast poke yo face I own the hill
Headshots Lil Tankk. I am camping the hill
crockets dapeep my hill MAGGOTS!!
Farts on poke yo face now I own the hill
RTD's homing projectiles. I own the hill.
sends Nazis after soda i now own the hill.
Throws acid now I own the hill
Necros this thread. I own the hill.
Banned soda i own the hill.
Ignites Leviathan for 100,000 seconds. I own the hill.
Turns soda into gasoline sells gasoline for profit buys hill with profit
Gives a cake now I own the hill because the cake was a lie
We are a legion
Passes CISPA. I own the hill.
Sends snowden to get info now I own the master hill
I am Russian Minister and I send American Snowden to Gulag. I claim the new hill and name it 'Arstotzka'.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I write a book on the history of the hill (Titled "The Glory of Arstotzka") and how there is now an epic battle taking place for ownership of the hill. I am now a rich and distinguished author as this book has become a main point in current world discussion. I use that money to make a few less than legal deals and end up with the deed to the entire hill. I re-name it Skia, and use my money to build a massive self-sustaining compound inside the hill. This compound is run by me alongside 150 guards that are each trained in at least three martial arts, and the proper and advanced handling of all firearms currently available today. I keep a few nuclear warheads under lockdown in the basement, and I have the most advanced security systems with pass-codes under four levels of encryption.
I own the hill.
I notice a hill in the distance, strewn with the chaos of it's old owners, I gather the loose loam and soil knocked loose throughout the fighting to make another hill. Content that I have sewn sufficient strife, I casually walk away.
I just push you of the hill because you were just talking. To much
Puts Mexican jumping beans in Tankk's pants who jumps off the hill. Now I own the hill.
You are under arrest for assisting the suicide of an innocent.
The penalty is death.
Your execution is scheduled for tonight and your family is being held for questioning.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Summons forth a giant cup of jello to trap soda.... my hill
i sneak up and steal the blueprints for the current hill and all of its previous incarnations i burn all other copies i now own the hill in a purely philosophical way
I absorb your knowledge about trapping and I trap myself a new hill. I own.
I kick you in the nuts now I own the cell
i use the power of positive thinking i own the hill know
I used the power of the Shift key and I own the hill.
CTRL Shift ESC End task "Soda now owns the hill" I own the hill.
I use the power of chemical warfare and poison you. I now own the hill.
R u mad bro?
Uses troll repellent well that was easy. hill is mine
I shut down Poke's computer. I own the hill.
Uses spam repellent my hill again
Throws a bomb I own the hill
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Throw bomb disguised as a chimichanga now I own the hill
Noo I own the hill throws a naked dragon XD
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*fashions shuriken from the naked dragons claws and throws them at tankk* I doth claim thine hill for my own
Throws poop at poke yo face now I own the hill
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Sees the hill, a desolate waste land of a long forgotten battle between members. The dust settled and the fires long left cold. The hill was forgotten, but alas... Memories of a time before, friendship and hardship alike. In the rubble stands years of love and hate. Now, the hill stands quiet.
Now I own the hill
Sees Chipawok standing on the hill and runs to him for a hug but accidentally knocks him off the hill. Now I own the hill.
Sees Trin alone tell her "run to me and jump I catch you" lies he lets her fall of the hill now I own it
Run up the hill, tank runs off the hill for safety.
Now I own the hill.
sees cold standing on hill all tired and weary cause of the sun. Goes near him and offers him a glass of cold beverage (poisonous) after he drinks and dies lift his corpse and roll it down the hill.
Now i own the hill
Gives mazead candy on throws him in a van now i own the hill
Find hill unoccupied, I take the hill.