It's true! Valve founder Gabe Newell has recently grown out a beautiful grey beard (http://kotaku.com/5886466/breaking-gabe-newell-grows-beard) (no homo).
If you are having trouble believing this shocking information, I can tell you that I have viewed this beard in person and it IS real.
Gaben finally turned into a redneck.
Dat last pic.
Did you tug on it, like the kids do with Santa.